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AllfortheLord
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"Weight Loss Blues"

My clothes dont fit I'm an awful sight, I've ate 4 times  and it ain't even night
I keep swearing somehow  I'm gonna change, but everytime I do it's the same, ol game

(chorus)
I got the weight loss get it off , keep it off lowdown blues,
I can't blame nobody for the choices that  I choose
 I've even got trouble wearin my own shoes, I got the weight loss , keep  it off low--oh-down blues

I called up Jenny Craig said i need some advice, they said come on down we'll help ya downsize,
they probably pitch this act to all, wonder how many enter wearing overalls

(chorus)

I got the weight loss get it off , keep it off lowdown blues,
I can't blame nobody for the choices that  I choose
 I've even got trouble wearin my own shoes, I got the weight loss , keep  it off low--oh-down blues

***music breaks*

I heard on TV about some device, they suck the fat outta your gutt and thighs
but I just wonder if it comes on back, if'n it does I'll have another depression attack

(chorus)
I got the weight loss get it off , keep it off lowdown blues,
I can't blame nobody for the choices that  I choose
 I've even got trouble wearin my own shoes, I got the weight loss , keep  it off low--oh-down blues,got the weight loss , keep  it off low--oh-down blu--es

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JAPOV
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My handles have handles and my chin has a chin
Leftover fried chicken for breakfast again
I just need some luvin' cause my heart is so sick
But I don’t leave the house cause I can’t find my......

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AllfortheLord
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My handles have handles and my chin has a chin
I've got Leftover fried chicken for breakfast again
I just need some luvin' cause my heart is so sick
But I don’t leave the house cause I can’t find my walkin stick


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AllfortheLord
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the man at the gym said ya gotta lift weights
so I told him I did it was last night's 2 plates
full of spaghetti and lots of tomato sauce
my audience liked it so well they paid the cost


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JAPOV
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My grandfather was Cicilian... HE MADE THE BEST MEATBALLS AND SPAGHETTI!!!!! 
He would say, "You’re a fantastic eater!" lol...... Miss him

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AllfortheLord
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spaghetti and good garlic toast or bredasticks are one of my weakness


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Gavin
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Posted by: JAPOV

My handles have handles and my chin has a chin
Leftover fried chicken for breakfast again
I just need some luvin' cause my heart is so sick
But I don’t leave the house cause I can’t find my......

That's hilarious.

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JAPOV
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I'm blessed.... I’ve never lost my walking stick! ? 

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