Wrote this today. It’s mostly about flat-eathers being the worst.

If The Earth Were Only Flat

I’d say man this jet stream stuff

seems hyper complicated

There’s so much I can’t understand

It must just be bs cuz complex

things are just the lies of overrated science guys whose petty panderin’ placates poor proud pragmatic folks

don’t know they’re being edified

by knowledge bases based in two-faced stoned

by lack of faith in the god I’d claim to know’s real although

bedrock’s cold and hard

and breaks your back there’s hope

I’d say I know

cuz a book on ethics two thousand years old says so

And I’d burn no man of straw fuck math  I’d ad hominem attack

I guess I’d never need a needle

Not to bring the measles back

I’d never have to fall as far

when falling running fast I’d only

laugh as passing cows passed gas

If the earth were only flat

The ethics of a brainoid?

I ain’t got the time for that

Plus stem cell shit that’s six six six

Wait, brain waves? Don’t that make god bad?

My kids can’t be vaccinated

no I have to take a stand

I’m always quick to thoughts and praying

Like those could Wakefields of the damned

I hope these days the lancet scans

which prospective patents pend possessed by double-dealing pompous pricks

and doesn’t publish deceitful inept evil

propaganda from a pathetic hypocrite again

Cuz I read that book on ethics

From two thousand years years

While you repressed what you resented

And you pressed the rest in stone

And you rounded up the scientists

Who dared question the throne poor plebs

Placed proudly on the palace precipice

You bold faced claimed as not your own

Audaciously, ostentatiously, please explain to me

What god would need a house built out of stone?

But if you had your way

I’d burn no man of straw

I’d just ad hominem attack

I’d think I’d never need a needle

Not to bring the measles back

I’d think I didn’t fall as far

when falling running fast I’d only

laugh as passing cows passed gas

If the earth were only flat

But the earth’s not fucking flat

Though I can see it clear as day or my own late night drunken piss stain

spelling my name in the snow

you still say kid your eyes are lying

As you thought and prayed and hoped

I’d burn no man of straw

I’d just ad hominem attack

And think I’d never need a needle

Not to bring the measles back

And think I didn’t fall as far

when falling running fast and only

laugh as passing cows passed gas

And I would if the earth were flat

My point remains

the earth’s not fucking flat