Larry, I think this would be better, if you put it into the mouth of a politician, something like this...

We have fat wallets.
But there's room for you to put a dollar in
We're politicians
Fat as the lies we're a'hollerin'

How'd you like a little tax cut?
Yeah, buddy I can spare a dime
We're politicians, me and my cronies
We're making out big-time

We're politicians, and we're on a mission
Big mouths for you to stuff pork in
Every day we sell our souls
But, man, it sure beats workin'

And if we're ever thrown off this gravy train
Don't worry about us , brother
We just walk across the tracks 
And on to another

Money, there's nothing I like better
My friends know that's what my hobby is
And here on my desk there's a very nice letter
I'm off to to be a lobbyist

We're politicians, and we're on a mission
Big mouths for you to stuff pork in
Every day we sell our souls
But, man, it sure beats workin'

Politicians

We're politicians.

@gavin

Thanks Gavin Me Likes.

Now Gavin, I know you realize that "tax cuts" don’t make politicians rich so..... What are you really on about? Lol.... ? 

When you are exploiting the system the way the fat cats are, you can afford to throw a few crumbs to the plebs to make them think you care about them and keep them voting you in. That's what I meant.

first we'll try to buy you  and if that don't work

we'll make a few phone calls to attach some hurt

why, because we're fat wallets we don't take no's

we got enough moolah to own all the roads

Yea' my wallet’s phat, but it aint mine

It's your taxes that pave the streets

I'll tax water, food, trees and whales 

I'll even tax air and call it peace.....  

Ill become an illegal then I'll have my vote

also all the freebies which  you'll havta tote

then that fatt wallet of yours will shrink

because us illegals dont havta think

No Way! I didn’t even know that was a thing! How do you become an illegal? Lol.... ? 

You're steering off course if you start off down the route of the illegal alien voters fantasy. I think Larry's original take was about how politicians can't be trusted, not an anti-immigrant rant. That would be a whole different song.

@gavin

just havin writer's  fun no harm done 

Posted by: @allforthelord

@gavin

just havin writer's  fun no harm done 

I get it, and no harm done. Just trying to steer things back to Larry's song 🙂

Lol..... What’s more untrustworthy than buying minority/illegal votes with tax dollars Gavin?

@japov

Nothing, if it ever happened. I think that having a dig at politicians for things they actually do, like lie and line their own pockets is more effective. If you went in the opposite direction and found a way to lampoon the belief that illegal immigrants were voting and someone was paying for it, that might be the basis of a pretty funny song, but it wouldn't be Larry's song. By coincidence, it would be part of the song I'm working on now!

@gavin

I wrote a politician song it's recorded  years ago called "The Parties Lied" you can listen to it on my Soundclick page along with 89 more