Awkwardly enough, when I went to post this I saw I’ve gotten a bunch of streams from Florida today... so whether or not that was any of you, or if you’re just from Florida, know I mean no offence and this song’s just a joke song inspired by the “google Florida man + your birthday” memes going around. I think it’s funny! 😛

https://soundcloud.com/user-804172376-210408674/florida-birthday-man

Florida Birthday Man

In a Wendy’s drive thru

In the former land of Jeb

On my birthday some guy

Threw a gator grabbed a drink and left

Outside a chick-fil-a

On the birthday of a friend

A greased up naked guy

Chased people with his little man

One bit his neighbour’s ear off

Over something bout a cigarette

On the birthday of the owner

Of a meme account on Instagram

Playing like mike Tyson

If mike Tyson was a Florida man

Such I guess is life on birthdays

To some random Florida man

I’m not sure this stuff is true

But man I hope they really do

Shoot guns at hurricanes

To scare the rain away cuz if they do

Then honestly it sounds like fun

And I think that I may move

And be a Florida man

And when my birthday comes

I’ll start a knife fight with a

On my sister’s birthday

A Florida man waged war

Attacked a clerk with hotdogs

At a service station here’s what for

He wanted beer but he was drunk

The clerk there said no more

Being cut off must’ve shook him

Right down to his core

While my brother ate his cake

A Florida town was at red alert

Neighbourhoods were terrorized

By a ruthless if not rabid squirrel

Victims piled up when people saw a squirrel they ran

Before you cut the cake please pray

For the state of Florida man

I’m not sure this stuff is true

But man I hope they really do

Shoot guns at hurricanes

To scare the rain away cuz if they do

Then honestly it sounds like fun

And I think that I may move

And be a Florida man

And when my birthday comes

I’ll start a knife fight with a spoon

Florida Birthday Man

In a Wendy’s drive thru

In the former land of Jeb

On my birthday some guy

Threw a gator grabbed a drink and left

Outside a chick-fil-a

On the birthday of a friend

A greased up naked guy

Chased people with his little man

One bit his neighbour’s ear off

Over something bout a cigarette

On the birthday of the owner

Of a meme account on Instagram

Playing like mike Tyson

If mike Tyson was a Florida man

Such I guess is life on birthdays

To some random Florida man

I’m not sure this stuff is true

But man I hope they really do

Shoot guns at hurricanes

To scare the rain away cuz if they do 

Then honestly it sounds like fun

And I think that I may move

And be a Florida man

And when my birthday comes

I’ll start a knife fight with a

On my sister’s birthday

A Florida man waged war

Attacked a clerk with hotdogs

At a service station here’s what for

He wanted beer but he was drunk

The clerk there said no more

Being cut off must’ve shook him

Right down to his core

While my brother ate his cake

A Florida town was at red alert

Neighbourhoods were terrorized

By a ruthless if not rabid squirrel

Victims piled up when people saw a squirrel they ran

Before you cut the cake please pray

For the state of Florida man

I’m not sure this stuff is true

But man I hope they really do

Shoot guns at hurricanes

To scare the rain away cuz if they do 

Then honestly it sounds like fun

And I think that I may move

And be a Florida man

And when my birthday comes

I’ll start a knife fight with a spoon

To be clear I mean take a knife and stab a spoon