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Hey Chuck, Can I Borrow Your Truck?  

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Gavin
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28/04/2021 10:18 am  

Every so often, you just have to write something silly! All comments and suggestions appreciated.

 

HEY CHUCK, CAN I BORROW YOUR TRUCK
(Words & Music by Gavin Sinclair)

Hey Chuck, can I borrow your truck?
I bought a big screen TV
Hey, is it cool if I swim in your pool
While you go and pick it up for me?

Hey Lance will you water my plants
I''m leaving for the beach today
And while you're doing that, feed my cat
And clean out his litter tray

It's all about being efficient
Avoiding duplication
Which leaves more time for fishing
And going on vacation

There ain't no point in having something somebody's already got
And there ain't no point in buying something somebody's already bought
Only a moron would go to the store on a day someone else is going
A labor saver neighbor, who'll do you a favor, now that's a guy worth knowing

Hey Brian, I got washing needs drying
And my dryer's on the blink
It seems a lot of bother to buy another
When you have one already, don't you think?
If I drop by, can I use your wi-fi
To make a FaceTime call
I want Larry to come over with his riding mower
My grass is getting really tall

It’s a treasure hard to measure
Or even comprehend
It’s one of life’s great pleasures
Helping out a friend

There ain't no point in having something somebody's already got
And there ain't no point in buying something somebody's already bought
Only a moron would go to the store on a day someone else is going
A labor saver neighbor, who'll do you a favor, now that's a guy worth knowing

Aw Chuck, now what the...careful
You'll drop my new TV
Brian it's not funny, see what he's done he's
Gone and dropped it on me

Aw come on Lance, these are brand new pants
Now they smell of pee and poop it
'll never wash out, now what's this all about?
You guys are just being stupid

What are you so mad for?
There’s no need to shout
No need to feel bad for
Helping a neighbor out

There ain't no point in having something somebody's already got
And there ain't no point in buying something somebody's already bought
Only a moron would go to the store on a day someone else is going
A labor saver neighbor, who'll do you a favor, now that's a guy worth knowing

I may or may not be an enigma
http://mysteriousbeings.com


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