I may have reached a new height/depth of silliness. In my defence, it's only 2 minutes long and there's a translation at the bottom.

COMFY TROOSERS
(Words & Music by Gavin Sinclair)

When you get up, nae point in gettin'
Intae fancy breeks unless yer goin' tae a weddin
Wear the ones ye went to bed in
Hooray for comfy troosers

Posh folks I ken, when ganging oot
Swap their jammies for a track suit
Such formal attire for me is oot
Those arnae comfy troosers

Comfy troosers, they're the best
Gie yer legs and arse a rest
They'll thank you if you invest
In a pair of comfy troosers

I suppose that I could wear a kilt
The lassies would a' be thrilled
But I'm tae skinny, havnae the build
Like I do for comfy troosers

If ye want tae dae yer patriotic part in
Pyjamas, you can get them in tartan
So dae your staunin, sittin and fartin
In a pair of comfy troosers

Comfy troosers, they're the best
Gie yer legs and arse a rest
They'll thank you if you invest
In a pair of comfy troosers

In zoos or boozers or in bus queues or
Even snoozin on church pews there's
a garment guaranteed to enthuse us...
Comfy troosers

For the superior posterior at any time of year
No better decoration for the gentleman's rear
Than the garment praised so highly here
Comfortable trousers

Comfy troosers, they're the best
Gie yer legs and arse a rest
They'll thank you if you invest
In a pair of comfy troosers

COMFY TROUSERS

When you get up, no point in getting
Into fancy trousers unless you're going to a wedding
Wear the ones you went to bed in
Hooray for comfy trousers

Posh folks I know, when going out
Swap their pajamas for a track suit
Such formal attire for me is out
Those aren't comfy trousers

Comfy trousers, they're the best
Give your legs and arse a rest
They'll thank you if you invest
In a pair of comfy trousers

I suppose that I could wear a kilt
The girls would all be thrilled
But I'm too skinny, haven't the build
Like I do for comfy trousers

If you want to do your patriotic part in
Pajamas, you can get them in tartan
So do your standing, sitting and farting
In a pair of comfy trousers

Comfy trousers, they're the best
Give your legs and arse a rest
They'll thank you if you invest
In a pair of comfy trousers

In zoos or boozers or in bus queues or
Even snoozing on church pews there's
A garment guaranteed to enthuse us...
Comfy trousers

For the superior posterior at any time of year
No better decoration for the gentleman's rear
Than the garment praised so highly here
Comfortable trousers

Comfy trousers, they're the best
Give your legs and arse a rest
They'll thank you if you invest
In a pair of comfy trousers