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Umbilical Tommy


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Umbilical Tommy

Verse

He’s thirty and lives at home.

Doesn’t have a job.

Treats his mother like a maid.

Acts like a big slob.

Pre chorus

He acts like an old hound dog.

Lazy as the day is long.

Lazy as the day is long.

Chorus

They call him umbilical Tommy

Cause Mommy won’t cut the cord.

Verse

Plays video games all day.

Doesn’t help with chores.

Complains he has no money.

Moans and groans he’s bored.

Pre chorus

He acts like an old hound dog.

Lazy as the day is long.

Lazy as the day is long.

Chorus

They call him umbilical Tommy

Cause Mommy won’t cut the cord.

Verse

He’s selfish and he don’t care.

He’s a momma’s boy.

It seems he can do no wrong.

He’s her pride and joy.

Bridge

His dad shouts get off your ass.

It’s time to go your way.

Momma tells him don’t be cruel.

Tell him that he can stay.

Verse

He’s thirty and lives at home.

Doesn’t have a job.

Treats his mother like a maid.

Acts like a big slob.

Pre chorus

He acts like an old hound dog.

Lazy as the day is long.

Lazy as the day is long.

Chorus

They call him umbilical Tommy

Cause Mommy won’t cut the cord.

 

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