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JAPOV
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The cops were still laughing when they put me in cuffs
I was still standing, but I sure had enough
Wednesday prayer meeting went a little long
So I stopped by the pub to hear a song

Miller up in lights, Hank Jr on the jukebox
Stepped up to the bar for a Chivas on the rocks
Bartender looked confused when I reached for my wallet
And pulled a miniature King James from my pocket

Public disturbance and driving with no license
Drinking Irish whiskey and seeking the Lord's guidance
I went to the bar with my Bible
And started another drunk revival

What have we got here, the waitress laughed out loud
Raising her voice and prancing for the crowd
The drunkard shall not enter the Lord's kingdom
And, Oh the things we do for an income

I'll have another beer, a happy patron cheered
If Hell is on the menu then I volunteer
An argument ensued, police were told to hurry
A trio in the back were singing Jesus Loves Me

Public disturbance and driving with no license
Drinking Irish whiskey and seeking the Lord's guidance
I went to the bar with my Bible
And started another drunk revival

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Gavin
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It's completely chaotic and I like it. One correction - he's not drinking Irish whiskey, Chivas is Scottish whisky. 🙂

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JAPOV
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I may be Sicilian, not Italian
And Cherokee more than American
But my glass is the right color
When I toast all my brothers
And drink the finest Scotch from Ireland 😉

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Gavin
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A Sicilian redneck like Tony

Should know what he's drinking is phony

It's easy to see

If it's spelled with an e

That whisky is best left aloney

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JAPOV
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An English guy, a Scottish Guy, and an Irish guy are in a bar. A fly comes over and lands in the English guy's beer, so he dumps it out. Another fly comes and lands in the Scottish guy's beer, so he takes it out and keeps drinking from it as if nothing happened. A third fly comes and lands in the Irish guy's beer. He takes the fly out, shakes it over his beer and yells "Spit it out, ya little blighter! Spit it out!"

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@japov Ha, I've heard that one, but it's the Scottish guy that says, "Spit it oot!." Depends on whether you want to go with the Scottish reputation for being excessively careful of the pennies or the Irish fondness for drink. It's a very versatile joke 🙂

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JAPOV
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The one thing the Scottish and Irish always agree upon is the English fop! Lol...

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