It sucks being me/ but it beats being you

Verse

Your wife’s gone and left you.

You stay drunk all the time.

My wife’s just mad at me

For eating all the pie.

Pre chorus

Things could be better

Or things could be worse.

I’ve had some bad luck

But your life’s been cursed.

Chorus

Yeah it sucks being me

But it beats being you.

Verse

You owe the bank some cash.

Your boss just let you go.

I’m mad I have to work

And can’t go to the show.

Pre chorus

Things could be better

Or things could be worse.

I’ve had some bad luck

But your life’s been cursed.

Chorus

Yeah it sucks being me

But it beats being you.

Bridge

It all seems a bit petty

When I think about you.

The cure to my troubles is

A change of attitude.

Verse

My life could be like yours

If I don’t change my ways.

You used to be like me

But somehow lost your way.

Pre chorus

Things could be better

Or things could be worse.

I’ve had some bad luck

But your life’s been cursed.

Chorus

Yeah it sucks being me

But it beats being you.