I wrote this after my 3 heart attacks after I spent 10 days in ICU.I couldn't sleep I was on 14 pills a day.All legal drugs this was written with no illegal drugs.

What Dream

Chorus

I had a wet dream
Yeah I had a wet dream
I'm worried and bothered
And scared half to death
What will Elizabeth think.
I had a wet dream
Yeah I had a wet dream
I'm worried and bothered
And scared half to death.
Oh what will Elizabeth think.

V-1

I dreamt of Captain Hook and his rugged crew.
On the rugged sea dress in there filly clothes.
They drank whiskey and rum and had little cute buns.
Seen the sign of the skull they had fun on the hull.
I was overwhelmed as they took turn at my helm.
I'm just a cabin boy with no rudder nor compass or clue.
They grinned at me with a sneer as I bent over to see.
Then it happened as I woke up with a scream.

V-2

Went to visit a man esteemed in psycology.
That quack didn't have a clue what I was going through.
He showed me pictures that didn't seem right.
He anaylyse and drill me with questions that got my suspicion
When he came with that bottle of cherry flavored candy.
He tried to rub it on my chest with that grin.
He snickered and said you had a what dream.
Got out of there in a hurry and never looked back.

V-3
All afternoon couldn't get that dream out of my head
Started daydreaming about that crazy wet dream.
I was psycotic kept seeing guys with cute little behinds.
Thought I was going crazy when I came to my sences.
Decided all it was was just a crazy dream afterall.
When Elizabeth came I was no longer scared half to death.
Cause all my funtions were working in all the right places.
Cause all my funtions were working in all the right places.

V-4

I laughed it all off cause it was only a dream.
Told Elizabeth about that stupid crazy wet dream.
She laughed at me and said you had a what dream.
Then she snickered at me and told me her secret.
I'm sorry should of told you I was a man after all.
She took off her wig and I was turning bright red.

Outra

OHHHHHH!!!!!!!NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Got out of there in a hurry when she told me her secret.
And I'm scared half to death.
All I can hear now is Elizabeth Snickerin.
You had a what dream.

(C) Copyright ~ All Rights Reserved ~ Larry Killam (SOCAN) 2005

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