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John Evans
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I found this website with a Song Lyric Generator and gave it a whirl. After answering a few simple questions about the love song I wanted to 'generate' these are the lyrics it gave me.

 

https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/

 

My love for you is like the most stunning carrot,
Your face reminds me of funny tigers,
Together, we are like cornflakes and balsamic vinegar.

Oh darling Maggie,
My stunning carrot,
My funny pepper,
The perfect companion to my cornflakes soul.

Roses are red,
Cornflowers are blue,
I like watching the neighbours,
But not as much as I love loving with you!

Oh darling Maggie,
Your ears are like intelligent flowers on a winter day,
You're like the most lovable architect to ever walk England.

Your funny tiger face,
Your balsamic vinegar soul,
Your intelligent ears,
Your lovable architect being...

How could I look at another when our stunning carrot love is so strong?

 

 

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Gavin
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John, those lyrics are somewhat unusual, but certainly not the worst ever in a world that gifted us the incomparable Chris De Burgh.

A spaceman came travelling on his ship from afar
'Twas light years of time since his mission did start
And over a village he halted his craft
And it hung in the sky like a star, just like a star

He followed a light and came down to a shed
Where a mother and child were lying there on a bed
A bright light of silver shone round his head
And he had the face of an angel, and they were afraid

Then the stranger spoke, he said "Do not fear
I come from a planet a long way from here
And I bring a message for mankind to hear,"
And suddenly the sweetest music filled the air

(Chorus)
And it went
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la

That was a hit and continues to be played every Christmas on the radio. Your stunning carrot love doesn't look so bad now, does it?

Anyone else like to throw up the worst lyrics they know to a commercially successful song?

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Jenny Stokes
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John, what's with the carrot? lol "Cornflakes and balsamic vinegar???" Is that a thing, or is it as awful as it sounds. 

Gavin, there's the dreadful Yum-Yum Breakfast Burrito song...

Yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum
Yum yum breakfast burrito
Yum yum breakfast burrito
Yum yum breakfast burrito
Yum yum breakfast burrito
Breakfast burrito, you're hot and you're yummy
You fill up with tummy with hugs
Breakfast burrito, you're easy to eat
When I'm driving a car or a bus
Breakfast burrito, every time that you're gone
I get sad and don't know what to do
Breakfast burrito, I'm in love I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love with you
Yum yum breakfast burrito........
 
...Oh I can't bear to give you more of that one, but how about "Pen Pineapple Apple Pen"
 
I have a pen, I have a apple
Uh
Apple-Pen
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh
Pineapple-Pen
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen
 
But the worst lyrics of all time have to be from the spoof band Spinal Tap. Truly awful.
As for seriously commercially successful songs. Anything by Nicki Minaj would qualify as worst ever...though I can't post them here because they're THAT bad. ? 

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John Evans
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Jen... the song lyric generator asks you questions like persons name, favorite vegetable, animal, etc. Then it uses all of that to create amazing song lyrics. I mean I could never come up with lines like 'your face reminds me of funny tigers' on my own. I am not that creative.

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Oh man! Just did it. My song is called "Our Handsome Cucumber Love" (cringe) by my band "Hungry Yet?"  written for you, John, aka Mr Able Guitarist. lol

I won't include the awful song lyrics here because John's was funnier. Highlights are the line "The perfect companion to my sushi soul" and "Your toes are like a creative drum kit on an autumn day," and best of all, the wonderful verse:

"Rudiments-and-Theory-of-Music" are red,
Jeans are blue,
I like music,
But not as much as I love shredding with you!

lol

...but the reviews on the site are the icing on the cake...

Praise for Our Handsome Cucumber Love

"Can you feel the love tonight? I certainly can. Able is so lucky to feature in a song like this."
- DJ Smooth, Awesome Tunes Magazine
"'Comparing love to a handsome cucumber is beautiful - just beautiful!"
- Little Max, The Pop Pop Channel
"Articulate chupacabra? Seriously? Pass me a bucket. I can't deal with this level of blurgh."
- A Web User With Lots of Opinions
"This song talks to me. I too have a wasabi soul."
- Dan Gloop Jr, Facebook

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Jeez John, what's wrong with carrot love???  I mean like there was "puppy love" and there was "muskrat love" and there was "baby love", maybe carrots need love too...  Although I prefer them slathered in butter and brazed.

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Let ’em In
 
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favour, open the door
And let 'em in, ooh, yeah
 
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favour, open the door
And let 'em in, yeah, let 'em in
 
Sister Suzy, Brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Brother Michael, Auntie Gin
Open the door, let 'em in
Oh, yeah
 
Sister Suzy, Brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Uncle Ernie, Auntie Gin
Open the door, let 'em in, oh, yeah
 
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favour, open the door
And let 'em in, ooh yeah, yeah, let 'em in
 
Sister Suzy, Brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don
Uncle Ernie, Uncle Ian
Open the door, let 'em in, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
 
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favour, open the door
And let 'em in, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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You wiin D, I always reckoned that Paul McCartney got lazy for a while after the Beatles, but this really shows how lazy he got.

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Derek
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LOL  I remember hearing that song when I was a kid and singing along.  Then a few years ago somebody brought it up and I actually read the lyrics.  Ick.


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I mean...what the?!?!?!
 
 
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
 
I'm too sexy for my shirt 
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan 
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
 
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
 
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk 
On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
 
I'm too sexy for my car 
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat 
What do you think about that?
 
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk 
On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
 
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk 
On the catwalk 
Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk
 
Too sexy for my cat 
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy 
Poor pussy cat
 
I'm too sexy for my love 
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
 
And I'm too sexy for this song
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John, you only think that’s bad because you can’t relate. Those of us who are too sexy for  Milan find this deeply moving.

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John Evans
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Ouch Gavin. That stung a little 🙁

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At least "I'm Too Sexy" was done tongue in cheek.  The band's name is "Right Said Fred" for cryin' out loud.  ? 


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The night they drove Old Dixie down, when all the bells were ringing,

The night they drove Old Dixie down, and all the people were singin’. They went,

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na,

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na,

Na, Na, Na

 
Why on earth were all the people singing "Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na,Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na,Na, Na, Na?

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Because the Band had great three and four part harmony, and it was a good place to use it. And also because in the South in the 1865 we didn't have a lot else to say.

Marc-Alan Barnette


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