John, those lyrics are somewhat unusual, but certainly not the worst ever in a world that gifted us the incomparable Chris De Burgh.

A spaceman came travelling on his ship from afar
'Twas light years of time since his mission did start
And over a village he halted his craft
And it hung in the sky like a star, just like a star

He followed a light and came down to a shed
Where a mother and child were lying there on a bed
A bright light of silver shone round his head
And he had the face of an angel, and they were afraid

Then the stranger spoke, he said "Do not fear
I come from a planet a long way from here
And I bring a message for mankind to hear,"
And suddenly the sweetest music filled the air

(Chorus)
And it went
La la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la

That was a hit and continues to be played every Christmas on the radio. Your stunning carrot love doesn't look so bad now, does it?

Anyone else like to throw up the worst lyrics they know to a commercially successful song?

John, what's with the carrot? lol "Cornflakes and balsamic vinegar???" Is that a thing, or is it as awful as it sounds. 

Gavin, there's the dreadful Yum-Yum Breakfast Burrito song...

Jen... the song lyric generator asks you questions like persons name, favorite vegetable, animal, etc. Then it uses all of that to create amazing song lyrics. I mean I could never come up with lines like 'your face reminds me of funny tigers' on my own. I am not that creative.

Oh man! Just did it. My song is called "Our Handsome Cucumber Love" (cringe) by my band "Hungry Yet?"  written for you, John, aka Mr Able Guitarist. lol

I won't include the awful song lyrics here because John's was funnier. Highlights are the line "The perfect companion to my sushi soul" and "Your toes are like a creative drum kit on an autumn day," and best of all, the wonderful verse:

"Rudiments-and-Theory-of-Music" are red,
Jeans are blue,
I like music,
But not as much as I love shredding with you!

lol

...but the reviews on the site are the icing on the cake...

Praise for Our Handsome Cucumber Love

Jeez John, what's wrong with carrot love???  I mean like there was "puppy love" and there was "muskrat love" and there was "baby love", maybe carrots need love too...  Although I prefer them slathered in butter and brazed.

You wiin D, I always reckoned that Paul McCartney got lazy for a while after the Beatles, but this really shows how lazy he got.

LOL  I remember hearing that song when I was a kid and singing along.  Then a few years ago somebody brought it up and I actually read the lyrics.  Ick.

John, you only think that’s bad because you can’t relate. Those of us who are too sexy for  Milan find this deeply moving.

Ouch Gavin. That stung a little 🙁

At least "I'm Too Sexy" was done tongue in cheek.  The band's name is "Right Said Fred" for cryin' out loud.  ? 

Because the Band had great three and four part harmony, and it was a good place to use it. And also because in the South in the 1865 we didn't have a lot else to say.