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Big brass bed

Verse

I was smitten I was bitten

By the old love bug.

She was flirting I was hoping

I would get a hug.

Chorus

She said buy me a diamond, buy me a car.

Build me a house on a hill.

She said show me the money.

I’ll love you honey.

I’ll sleep in your big brass bed.

Verse

I had money, she said honey

Take me by the hand.

She said baby ain’t no maybe

You can be my man.

Chorus

She said buy me a diamond, buy me a car.

Build me a house on a hill.

She said show me the money.

I’ll love you honey.

I’ll sleep in your big brass bed.

Bridge

When I ran out of money, she said honey

It’s been fun but I’ve got to run.

She climbed in the corvette lit a cigarette.

She said sorry but we are done.

Verse

I was smitten I was bitten

By the old love bug.

She was flirting I was hoping

I would get a hug.

Chorus

She said buy me a diamond, buy me a car.

Build me a house on a hill.

She said show me the money.

I’ll love you honey.

I’ll sleep in your big brass bed.