Pretty as a Picture

Verse

She’s modeled on the cover

Of a fashion magazine.

She’s probably the finest girl

That I have ever seen.

She’s shallow and she’s selfish.

And she’ll stab you in the back.

She will sell you down the river

And never once look back.

Chorus

Her number one criteria

Is that you’re filthy rich.

She’s pretty as a picture

But she’s pretty much a bitch.

Verse

She’s the cutout in short shorts

Who is selling Miller beer.

She’s the one up on the billboard

For diamonds by DeBeers.

The girl on the centerfold

That You hiding in your drawer.

She’ll let you see most all of her

But charge for any more.

Chorus

Her number one criteria

Is that you’re filthy rich.

She’s pretty as a picture

but she’s pretty much a bitch

Bridge

She is boring and she’s rude

 as caddy as a cat.

If you really want to hurt her

tell her that’s she’s fat.

Chorus

Her number one criteria

Is that you’re filthy rich.

She’s pretty as a picture

but she’s pretty much a bitch.

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