Well, don't know if you can work this in but here goes; 

My generator quit gening,

my push rods pushed right through.

My carburetor quit carbing,

and my pistons, well they ain't working too.

Good luck and best wishes,

Speak soon

Verse

My motor no longer runs like it use to

My gears lock up when I move.

My mechanic says it ain’t worth fixing.

Take this prescription here with you.

 Chorus

Put Geritol in your coffee.

Drink whiskey the rest of the day.

Pop a couple of those red pills

then take whatever comes your way.

 Verse

You will find that you move a whole lot better

If you hurt you won’t care.

just as long as it keeps on runnin

you can ignore the wear

bridge

Sometimes you got to push start  it

but once its rolling it's good to go.

I don't know for how much longer

I can keep it from bein sold

All right! Do you think we need another verse?

no it has all it needs 1st act chorus, 2nd act, bridge and final act

Hope someone puts music and vocals to these.

I used to pay for demos but it was a waste of money and time. Ive never made a penny writing before and i suspect i never will.

i have and will continue to make money from my efforts, you shouldn't give up so quick

Guess i don't know the right people. Doubt i ever will.

a good lyric will bring the right ppl to ya

Guess i ain't that good.

My hair and teeth are fake

Can’t drive cause I’m blind 

I take Geritol with my coffee

Viagra with my wine

My baby, my sweetheart 

Can still create a scene 

She sings like Johnny Cash

And smells like gasoline 

My muffler backfires when i am in traffic