There would be no doubt if I was president

I would say what I mean and mean what I meant

I like to pull my trigger as fast as I can

The smell of gunpowder makes me feel like a man

I wouldn’t waste time with minorities 

I believe in freedom to live as you please 

Put your religion and your race up on a shelf

What you do in your bedroom you keep to yourself 

Every stupid question deserves a stupid answer

And screwing with me’s a recipe for disaster

I’m no fool so get away from me

I will fight for my liberty

I pledge allegiance to the flag ‘cause I love this land 

Yea, I’m an exceptional American

Conspiracy be dammed, I know that I’m right

No tinfoil hat keeps me up at night

I keep an eye on my wallet when I’m shaking hands

Cause everyone’s on the take and everyone’s got a plan

Nobody likes to sweat, but it got me this far

If you don’t like to work well you could be a star

Smile for the camera and do your lazy strut

I’m keeping what’s mine so keep your wise mouth shut 

Every stupid question deserves a stupid answer…