Santas In Jail

Sorry kids there will be no Christmas this year
No presents under your tree tonight
The reindeer have hung up there reins.
Cause Santa didn't get Madds new slogan

Don't drink and fly.
Don't drink and fly
Don't drink and fly
Even pilots know not to do that
Don't drink and fly
Or your going to jail
With no bail

Santa felled off the wagon one last time.
No need to put up the Christmas tree.
He blew ten times over the limit.

Don't drink and fly
Even pilots know not to do that
Don't drink and fly.

I hear there might be a chance
If Santa will make an annoucement
On the radio
He's sorry he did drink and fly
And how it's so wrong
And that he'd never do it again

Don't drink and fly
Don't drink and fly
Even pilots know you can't do that
Don't drink and fly
Or your going to jail
With no bail

Santa's in jail
Oh dear

© Copyright May. 26th 2019 11:00 PM
Larry Killam (SOCAN)(ASCAP)

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