I met her on the internet.
Wants me to fly to Winnipeg.
But I really haven't met her yet.
We haven't even set a date.
She even sent a picture of her pet.
I met her on the internet.
But I really haven't met her yet.

She e-mailed a picture of this real hot chick.                                                                                             
Is it worth the time I've spent
Maybe we could go see a flick.
Is she being honest or is it all a lie.
Will she be there on the other end.

I met her on the internet.
Wants me to fly to Winnipeg.
But I really haven't met her yet.
We haven't even set a date.
She even sent a picture of her pet.
I met her on the internet.
But I really haven't met her yet.

Should I respond to this e-mail or delete it.
She told me she was really wet.
What kind of girl would say just that.
She gave me her number and sent me her address.
Is she just being desperate.

Should I go or should I stay.
Or should I just leave it all to fate.
Destiny is calling should I take that jet.

I met her on the internet.
Wants me to fly to Winnipeg.
But I really haven't met her yet.
We haven't even set a date.
She even sent a picture of her pet.
I met her on the internet.
But I really haven't met her yet.

(c) Copyright 2013 Larry Goordon Killam (SOCAN/ASCAP)