It seems to me that the above post only serves to justify the title. However, if even one member responds to your request to petition for a change, it shall be done, especially because when somebody else catches up to you in the number of posts, they will also find themselves labeled Moaning Kiwi and be forced to move to New Zealand. Not that that would be bad.

OK, I'm going to help Jen out and petition the administrator to change her title. Between you and me, that admin bloke can be a bit of a jerk sometimes. ? 

If I have to move to NZ once I hit the level of "Moaning Kiwi" that might not be so bad.  I hear it's a nice place to live.  This would be an all expenses paid move, correct?

Yes, I’m pretty sure Jen is paying all the expenses 

Sure, why not. My treat.

Now get that @#!$! label off my account you...you...you Scotsman! (it's very hard to think of an actual insult when trying to insult someone as "EMINENT" as you, Gavin)

"Sparkly Member"

Really?

Sigh

I like Gavin.  He funny.

Shhh, he'll hear you

We all like Gav, (but we don't want him to know)  

Oh! I get it.  Shhh.

Why don't you give her one of those long, English/Scottish titles that go on forever?

"Her, Esteemed, exaulted majestrate, queen of all she surveys in the Realm, Guardian of the secret fire, esteemed Princess of Prosody, Lord and Lady of Kiwiation, protector of all that is good, And all around good deed doer."

Well, MAB, I think we can all agree that Jenny is special and fully deserving of all those titles. However, the forum lacks the flexibility to assign a title specifically to her, so once someone else reached the same participation level, they would also receive these titles and, given the kind of riff-raff that can be found hanging around here, that would hardly be appropriate.

I understand. Just trying to throw in a few more complicated titles. I guess I've watched too much Downton Abby and THE KINGS SPEECH. They all have those real long titles there.

Her JENNYNESS would be shorter and work.