"Hanna the Hussy"or "Fannie the Floozy"
intro with chicken sounds made with fiddle
I bet you shook your tail-feathers quite a few times
had all the roosters crowin in a single line,
You sure tore up the barnyard when you sashayed in,
why you even got the hogs gruntin double in their pens
(why you even got the hogs lookin sideways in their pens)
(chorus)
Hanna the hussy( Fannie the Floozy)chickabiddy Tess
you use em and lose em then kick em outta yo' nest ,
there's a thousand other fall guys linked to your spread,
but with every one you use you carve a notch on your bed
With your wing on your big hip and that look in your eye
you checked ev'ry (perch)rafter as you strutted on by
Lookin for a victim to play your lustful game,
1 night in your brooder and they'll never be the same
(chorus)
Hanna the hussy,( Fannie the Floozy) chickabiddy Tess
you use em and lose em then kick em out the nest ,
there's a thousand other names linked to your spred,
but with every one you use there's another notch on your bed
(bridge)
I guess your peckin order puts you(at the top) number 1
cause all the other hens would rather lay than delay the sun (than to go non-stop)
I see you've found a partner who's gonna fit the bill
and once you've worked him over , there's no more thrill
He'll be good to no one 'specially not to you
he just wander the barnyards not knowin what to do
(chorus)
Hanna the hussy( Fannie the Floozy) rhode island red
there's a thousand other muggins linked to your spred
You're the reason the roosters are always late to crow-w-w,
and sooner or later, you've jus got to go
You're the reason the roosters are always late to crow-w-w,
and sooner or later, you've jus got to go
exit with chicken sounds made with fiddle
Copyright ©"Hanna the Hussy "( Fannie the Floozy) 9-25-2010 by Gary D. Gray All Rights Reserved (BMI)
Now this is fun funny!! Would be a great bar tune, or "gig" song to break up the mood and give the audience a nice break and chance to laugh.
You have three different choruses. Was that deliberate, or are you looking for ideas which one to use? There are good clever lines in each one of them, and if you only want one chorus, I would look at using lines from each one.
These are the kind of songs you can write pretty much any way you want, as long as they make some sense and use language that will make the audience laugh. This song does that! Good job!
phil
thx 2 choruses are same it needed the last different one to tie it all together, you need to check out my soundclick where you will be amused by lots of great bar tunes which were wrote so the audience could sing a long
