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ashortklutz
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Hi guys! I'm a short klutz. I've been writing songs for about a year now. I'll post my stuff, listen to your stuff, and we'll talk about a whole bunch of stuff.

 

First question: What food would you NEVER eat?

 

Me personally, cow brains. Or any organs, for that matter.

 

-A short klutz


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Songwriter Junction
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Welcome to the Junction. Not sure what to call you - seems kind of rude calling you Klutz :). You will have noticed that it took a little while for your first couple of posts to appear. This is because first posts need moderation. It's an anti-spam thing. Future posts should appear straight away.


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ashortklutz
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Ahahah that's all right! You can call me Klutz, I don't mind. Sounds vaguely German - Herman von Klutz or something.

 

Klutz


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ckiphen
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Welcome aboard!

carroll kiphen


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Jenny Stokes
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Ha! Well, I've eaten chocolate covered ants, frogs legs (like very tiny chicken legs), pickled chicken feet (bony), pickled pigs feet (blech!), mountain oysters (chewy), possum steaks (quite nice), kangaroo steaks (tough, but flavourful), crocodile (very tender, quite yummy), so I'm not a picky eater, but I'd have to agree, no brains for me thanks. Just yuck. Also, eyeballs are too gross for this gal.

Welcome to the Junction, ash (sorry, can't be calling you klutz just yet).

Jen

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ashortklutz
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@jenny-stokes

Chocolate covered ants don't sound too bad. I don't think they'd taste that different from chocolate covered raisins. Also, you're very brave to eat all that. And ew, eyeballs!!!!

I'll try to earn my 'klutz' badge somehow. 😆 


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JAPOV
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Fish heads, seaweed salad, and rice! Yummy! The eyes and brains are the best part!  

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Jenny Stokes
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Ha, yeah. Fish eyes are a delicacy. My Dad loved them. Me, no. I could never bring myself to try them. Weird really. Faced with pigs trotter (which looks like a pigs trotter) and a fish eye, I choose the trotter. I don't know why. Maybe I just don't like my food looking at me.

The ants? They weren't bad. It was really just crunchy chocolate with a hint of formic acid. I much prefer chocolate covered raisins.

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ckiphen
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Here's looking at you. Sounds like an episode of dual survivor

carroll kiphen


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JAPOV
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I've always wanted to try a fried grasshopper lol... John the Baptist ate locusts and honey.
I don't believe I could eat a bat though... especially if I could still tell what it was... and certainly not soup! Too many vampire movies I guess  🙂

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ckiphen
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Yes Ozzie did spit it out didn't he!

carroll kiphen


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JAPOV
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Now, a fried Chupacabra... hell, why not eat a Chupacabra? All Mexican food is delicious! Chupacabra tacos... Chupacabra burritos... Chupacabra tostada... Chupacabra enchilada... beans, rice, chile relleno and cerveza baby, Buena comida bring it! 😉

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Jenny Stokes
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Tried writing a song about chupacabra. I gave up in the end, lol.

My girlfriend spent four months on exchange in Taiwan. She ordered something called "superchicken" from a street vendor. Ends up that "superchicken" is a euphamism for fried rat. Ew.

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JAPOV
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Rat is just a bald tailed squirrel, and they can reach 6 pounds in NY/Boston!

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