Unhappy Lives, Skinny Wives
Verse
Got bouncy boobies an ample booty.
You are candy for my eyes.
You’re twice the treasure, double the pleasure.
I pity those other guys.
Pre chorus
Got unhappy lives, skinny wives
Who don’t like pizza and beer.
Chorus
I come home to supper;
Get a hug and a kiss.
For dessert you bring me
Hours of heavenly bliss.
Verse
Honey you’re funny the light in my life.
You’re a joy to come home to.
Yes other guys have their skinny wives.
Get half the loving I do.
Pre chorus
Got unhappy lives, skinny wives
Who don’t like pizza and beer.
Chorus
I come home to supper;
Get a hug and a kiss.
For dessert you’re loving.
A night of heavenly bliss.
Bridge
We’re not busy counting calories.
We’re busy loving life.
Verse
Got bouncy boobies an ample booty.
You are candy for my eyes.
You’re twice the treasure, double the pleasure.
I pity those other guys.
Pre chorus
Got unhappy lives, skinny wives
Who don’t like pizza and beer.
Chorus
I come home to supper;
Get a hug and a kiss.
For dessert you bring me
Hours of heavenly bliss.
carroll kiphen
That's really cute, Carroll.
A couple of suggestions:
"Hours of heavenly bliss" could be "A bowl of heavenly bliss." Nothing wrong with what you have. I just like the image, tying it to the food thing.
Depending on the melody, you could replace "You’re twice the treasure, double the pleasure" with "You’re twice the treasure, double measure of pleasure." It adds a nice internal rhyme, although it could be harder to sing.
You could replace "Got bouncy boobies an ample booty" with "Got bouncy boobies, a big old booty" for the alliteration and more colloquial feel. This one's more a matter of taste, and, to be honest, I'm not sure which one I prefer.
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Trying not to infer she's too large. Big old booty. Dont think that goes over with the girls.
carroll kiphen
You may be right LOL, although suggesting my wife has an ample booty is not something I'd try either!
I may or may not be an enigma
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Well you know a better way of saying it besides a pat on the behind? Different stokes for different folks.
carroll kiphen
nice sentiment